Monday, June 29, 2015

Margaret

Otherwise known as Margaret the Destroyer, I will bring pain to the the Great One. Then again, maybe I won't.
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Friday, June 26, 2015

Team Effort

Given the role they play in every process in my body, really, they deserve this award more than me. Just gotta figure out how to give it to them. Maybe I can cut it into pieces to make it easier to swallow ...
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Scheduling Conflict

Neither a spokesperson for the organization nor the current world champion could be reached for comment.
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Monday, June 22, 2015

Voice

Anyway, we should totally go watch a video story or put some food in our normal mouths!
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Friday, June 19, 2015

Hemingway

Instead of bobcat, package contained chair.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Planning

[10 years later] Man, why are people so comfortable handing Google and Facebook control over our nuclear weapons?
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Sunday, June 14, 2015

Lyrics

To me, trying to understand song lyrics feels like when I see text in a dream but it𝔰 hอᵣd t₀ ᵣeₐd aกd 𝒾 canٖt fཱྀcu༧༦࿐༄
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Friday, June 12, 2015

Types

colors.rgb("blue") yields "#0000FF". colors.rgb("yellowish blue") yields NaN. colors.sort() yields "rainbow"
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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

The Martian

I have never seen a work of fiction so perfectly capture the out-of-nowhere shock of discovering that you've just bricked something important because you didn't pay enough attention to a loose wire.
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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Words for Pets

Seventh year: Perfectly coherent words, but in the pet's language, not mine.
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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Beer

Mmmm, this is such a positive experience! I feel no social pressure to enjoy it at all!
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Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Antique Factory

WARNING: This item was aged by the same inexorable passage of time that also processes nuts.
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