Monday, August 31, 2015

Car Model Names

CLIMAX is good, but SEXCLIMAX is even better.
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Friday, August 28, 2015

Engineer Syllogism

The less common, even worse outcome: "3: [everyone in the financial system] WOW, where did all my money just go?"
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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Magic Tree

Since people rarely try to cut down cell phone towers, after millions of years, as cell phone towers have gotten more treelike, trees have started growing fake cell phone tower attachments and shiny gray bark to protect themselves. This is a standard textbook example of convergent evolution.
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Sunday, August 23, 2015

Synonym Movies 2

There's also the TV show based on the hit Hot and Cold Music books: Fun With Chairs, Royal Rumble, Knife Blizzard, Breakfast for Birds, and Samba Serpents.
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Thursday, August 20, 2015

Kitchen Tips

Household tip: Tired of buying so much toilet paper? Try unspooling the paper from the roll before using it. A single roll can last for multiple days that way, and it's much easier on your plumbing.
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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Board Game

Yes, it took a lot of work to make the cards and pieces, but it's worth it--the players are way more thorough than the tax prep people ever were.
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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Back Seat

Hang on, let me scare the live raccoon over to the same side of the dead one.
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Friday, August 14, 2015

Every Seven Seconds

Every few months, I think about sex every seven seconds and how weird and implausible it would be.
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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Synonym Movies

Fans eagerly await 2015's 'Space Fights: Power Gets Up', although most think 1999's 'Space Fights: The Scary Ghost' didn't live up to the hype.
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Sunday, August 9, 2015

I in Team

There's no "I" in "VOWELS".
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Thursday, August 6, 2015

Water Phase Diagram

Vanilla Ice was produced in small quantities for years, but it wasn't until the 90s that experimenters collaborated to produce a sample that could survive at room temperature for several months.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Bubblegum

I came here to chew bubblegum and say no more than eighteen words ... and I'm all out of
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Sunday, August 2, 2015

Driving

Sadly, it probably won't even have enough gas to make it to the first border crossing.
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