Thursday, October 29, 2015

Git

If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Launch Status Check

Visual checks suggest the cool bird has exited the launch zone. Tip the rocket sideways and resume the countdown--we're gonna go find it!
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Sunday, October 25, 2015

30 Days Hath September

There's a cool mental calculation hack I recently learned for this: If you open the calendar app on your phone or computer, the highest-numbered box along the bottom is equal to the number of days in the month!
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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Human Subjects

After meeting with a few of the subjects, the IRB actually recommended that you stop stressing out so much about safety guidelines.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Play-By-Play

The thrower started hitting the bats too much, so the king of the game told him to leave and brought out another thrower from thrower jail.
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Monday, October 19, 2015

Overthinking

On the other hand, it took us embarrassingly long to clue in to the lung cancer/cigarette thing, so I guess the real lesson is "figuring out which ideas are true is hard."
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Friday, October 16, 2015

Bell's Theorem

The no-communication theorem states that no communication about the no-communication theorem can clear up the misunderstanding quickly enough to allow faster-than-light signaling.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2015

The Source

Why did we even have that thing?
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Sunday, October 11, 2015

Frankenstein

"Wait, so in this version is Frankenstein also the doctor's name?" "No, he's just 'The Doctor'."
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Friday, October 9, 2015

Hardware Reductionism

My MRI research shows a clear correlation between the size of the parietal lobe--the part of the brain that handles spatial reasoning--and enjoyment of 3D Doritos®.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Food Rule

I won't eat invertebrates, because I can fight a skeleton, but I have no idea what kind of spooky warrior a squid leaves behind.
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Monday, October 5, 2015

Keyboard Problems

In the future, a group of resistance fighters send me back in time with instructions to find the Skynet prototype and try to upgrade it.
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Thursday, October 1, 2015

Similarities

I just came from The Martian, and I just have to say: Forget BB-8; I want a pet Sojourner! It's always been the cutest of our Mars rovers.
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